Big Bad Corporation - World's favorite corporation since 1949.
Source: Arnoldsen Market Research Ltd., n=1,682, research completed in Q4/2025."The purpose of this Corporation is to control all essential commodities, businesses, services, and information systems. We will never turn down an opportunity to amass more control and power."
Mick Mountain, CEO of Big Bad Corporation
Services
Mergers and Acquisitions
High Risk Business Loans
Monopolies
Acquisition of Water Rights
Pyramid Schemes
Intellectual Property
Testimonials
"I had devoted 32 years of my life on building Arxagor Ltd. I felt the time had come to sell the company and retire in Hawaii. The whole experience with Big Bad Corporation was unbelievably professional. In less than three weeks Big Bad Corporation had completely transferred all assets of Arxagor Ltd under their portfolio companies. Now I work as a greeter at the Walmart in Page, Arizona but I do enjoy seeing how Arxagor blossoms under Big Bad Corporation's management!
News
30 November 2025
For immediate release, 30 November 2025, Panama City
We are deeply saddened to inform our entire Russian management team has died fallen from the window today. Local police have confirmed these nine incidents happened within a timespan of only 15 minutes. The state run news agency cites anonymous sources in the government who have confirmed initial investigation indicates all nine incidents are completely unrelated, and it is considered likely that all nine people just happened to be in the close vicinity of a window when they suddenly tripped and smashed through the glass.
"This is a sad day to entire company.", Mick Mountain, CEO of Big Bad Corporation, said. "This company does not tolerate incompetence, and we will do whatever it takes to make our Russian company profitable again".
We have recently posted several open positions in our team in Russia. Apply today!
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Big Bad Corporation
Avendida de Santa Dinero
Edificio Omnipotencia, piso 34
Panama City, Panama
